things guys should know about girls...
♥ don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
♥ we don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
♥ don't say you understand when you don't.
♥ girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest!
♥ you don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
♥ saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
♥ if you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.
♥ size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
♥ we don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
♥ a system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us.
♥ no matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
♥ it's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
♥ if you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
♥ be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
♥ we are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
♥ we are drama queens.
♥ fashion police do exist.
♥ don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
♥ we absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
♥ hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
♥ we don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
♥ don't make bets about us; we always find out.
♥ shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
♥ even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
♥ don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers.
♥ it is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
♥ we are beautiful at all times.
♥ we will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
♥ you can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
♥ most importantly, we are always right; so don't forget it!
source: the Internet.
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Rumah ni peti ais dah tak *function*. Belum *repair*. Aku pun macam lagi
suka pulak peti ais tu mampoih. Sebab takde la dipenuhi *leftover *dan
sayur yang ...
4 months ago
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